Tales of Halloween is a horror anthology from 2015, with segments that interlocks with each other. And all happening around Halloween, of course! And there sure are a good mix of treats here, with a total of 10 different segments spanning over a watch time of 1 hour and 32 minutes. This means these are more or less a collection of slightly intertwined shorts, so let’s start with breaking them down:
The first segment is called Sweet Tooth, written and directed by Dave Parker. Mikey, a kid who has just finished trick or treating, comes home to find that his parents are away, and the babysitter Lizzy and her boyfriend Kyle are there and watches a horror movie. While Mikey enjoys his treats, they start telling him about the legend of “Sweet Tooth“, which is an urban legend about a boy named Timothy Blake who had parents that never allowed him to eat candy. I guess you can have an idea how this one goes…it’s okay to tone down on the sugar intake for your kiddies, but be reasonable and let them enjoy some treats every now and then, too! Otherwise…things can go bad.
Then we get to watch The Night Billy Raised Hell, directed by Darren Lynn Bousman and written by Clint Sears. Billy Thompson, ready for some trick or treating, has dressed up as a red devil and is accompanied by his older sister Britney and her boyfriend Todd. They trick him into throwing an egg at Mr Abbadon’s house because he never gives out candy. Unfortunately, this seems to awaken the Halloween spirit in the old man, and he forces Billy to join him around the neighborhood and plays twisted tricks on people.
We’re far from done with tricks as the next segment is called Trick, directed by Adam Gierasch and written by Greg Commons. The friends Nelson, Maria, James and Caitlyn are smoking pot and handing out candy to the trick or treaters, while watching Night of the Living Dead. Sounds like a cozy Halloween evening. This takes an unexpected turn when one of the trick or treaters, a little girl dressed up as a witch, stabs Nelson in the stomach when he opens the door. More kids in Halloween costumes seem to be hellbent on taking these people out…but what could be the reason? Hmmm…
Then we head over to the segment called The Weak and the Wicked, directed by Paul Solet and written by Molly Millions. There we meet Alice, a sociopathic pyromaniac and her lackeys who is after some guy dressed up as a cowboy. Before they can do him much harm, they get interrupted by an other guy who is dressed up as some kind of demon and seems to on a quest for revenge. Don’t we all love seeing the bullies get their comeuppance?
Next up is Grim Grinning Ghost (no, not the Haunted Mansion kind), written and directed by Axelle Carolyn. Lynn is attending the Halloween party at her mother’s house (the mother played by a familiar face in the horror movie genre: Lin Shaye). Her mother tells her the story of Mary Bailey, a disfigured girl who was mocked all her life for her appearance. After she died, it is said that her ghost comes back every Halloween to laugh at how people look behind their backs, and steal their eyes if they turn around to look at her. So, this one’s easy-peasy: just don’t turn around and look if you hear someone laughing behind your back! Or…that would be too easy, of course.
In Ding Dong, written and directed by Lucky McKee, we meet a married coupled named Jack and Bobbie. Bobbie is totally distraught over not having any children of her own, and is treating her husband in rather disturbing ways…and if angered enough she transforms into her true self, which is a rage-filled red-skinned demon who could’ve been Lipstick-Face Demon’s younger sister. Yeah…I don’t think motherhood is the right thing for her, and it seems her husband also secretly agrees. Obviously a bit of a metaphor-segment, this one.
Up next is This Means War, written and directed by Andrew Kasch and John Skipp. Boris, who proudly decorates his house and lawn for Halloween each year with lots of great props and even an animatronic skeleton, is facing some serious trouble when the neighbors over the street scare the kids away by blasting some loud punk rock music. Neither of these rivals wants to back down, ending in a duel between them.
And then…ooooh boy…comes the segment called Friday the 31st, directed by Mike Mendez, written by Mendez and Dave Parker. Already from the title and start you see this is a Friday the 13th parody as a teenage girl is running through the woods, trying to escape some deformed and deranged Jason Voorhees-like killer. As cheesy as this setup is, just wait, as you’ve seen nothing yet. He manages to kill the girl, and then…a UFO appears overhead, where the cutest little claymation/stop-motion alien wants to Twick or Tweet! He holds up his little trick or treat bag, constantly repeating “twick or tweet, twick or tweet“, until the killer becomes frustrated and stomps on the alien. Ooops…shouldn’t have done that! This segment is probably the craziest, goriest and, somewhat ironically, cutest of them all.
Next is The Ransom of Rusty Rex, written and directed by Ryan Schifrin. Two criminals decide to kidnap the son of millionaire Jebediah Rex, and hold the kid for ransom. The kidnapping itself is a piece of cake, but when they call his father, they don’t get the response they expected. And they soon find out that they’ve made the worst mistake of their lives. The child in this segment was played by Ben Woolf, and this was his final film. The movie is dedicated to him.
The final segment is called Bad Seed, written and directed by Neil Marshall. Ray is carving pumpkins in the kitchen while his wife Ellen applauds his work. The pumpkin seems to be a harsher critic, though, as it bites Ray’s head off before scurrying away on spider-like root legs and heads out the back door. A murder spree is starting, all because of a literal killer pumpkin!
And that’s the playlist of sorts for this anthology horror movie, and if you haven’t already guessed, this one shouldn’t be taken seriously for a single second. Compared to Trick ‘r Treat from 2007 which has a far more serious vibe, this one ventures more into pure gorefest and campy schlock material. There are some fun practical effects in several of the segments, which gives everything a needed additional charm. Sure, the shorts are kind of a mixed bag, but the short playtime for each makes sure that none of your least favorite ones will outstay their welcome. Like many anthologies, including the aforementioned Trick’ r Treat but also other fun ones like Tales From the Hood (1995) and Mortuary Collection (2019) which have stories that are tied together, this one kind of tries to pull off something similar by making it all happen on Halloween, and (so it appears) around the same neighborhood. They aren’t really interlocked in the same way as the other anthologies, but taken into consideration how different each segment here really is they still managed to pull it off rather well.
Tales of Halloween is a fun collection of horror shorts, filled with gore and lots of crazy, hilarious stuff, sure to bring some treats to everyone. Happy Halloween!
Directors: Darren Lynn Bousman, Axelle Carolyn, Adam Gierasch, Andrew Kasch, Neil Marshall, Lucky McKee, Mike Mendez, Dave Parker, Ryan Schifrin, John Skipp, Paul Solet
Writers: Axelle Carolyn, Dave Parker, Clint Sears, Greg Commons, Lucky McKee, Molly Millions, Billy Jackson, John Skipp, Andrew Kasch, Mike Mendez, Ryan Schifrin, Neil Marshall
Country & year: USA, 2015
Actors: A whole bunch
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4163020/
