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Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)

Posted on July 18, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

Here we have a lost little gem that was buried among the endless wave of the 80s formulaic slasher craze, and was rediscovered eons later. And with a strange nursery rhyme’ish title like Butcher Baker, Nightmare Maker, it’s not too easy knowing what to expect. Then we also have the alternative VHS title Night Warning and that blood-drenched poster with the shortened title Butcher Baker. Not to mention the slightly cryptic trailer posted below. So… is this about a mad cocaine-snorting butcher who terrorizes vegans in their dreams, or something? I’m almost tempted to just say yes… ha-ha.

The film centers around the not-so-healthy relationship between aunt Cheryl (Susan Tyrrell) and her nephew Billy (Jimmy McNichol). She once adopted him after his parents died in a brutal Final Destination-style car accident, the most graphic moment in the film as the breaks suddenly won’t work and the car rolls in towards a log truck. The outcome speaks for itself. Now, in the present day, Billy is soon to have his 17th birthday and plans to move to the University of Denver after he gets offered an athletic scholarship. Good news, right? Not for aunt Cheryl, not in the slightest. Because Cheryl wants her baby-boy all to herself. And because she’s sacrificed everything for him, he now owes her, said no one but Cheryl. Yes, she’s one of those with her own dusty copy of Guilt-Trip Textbook for Narcissistic Parents, finally ready to come into use. Run and never, ever look back. Easier said than done when Cheryl has done her part of grooming him into believing that crossing over some intimate boundaries, that would get everyone’s skin crawling, is completely normal. Her delusion and borderline fantasy world that she’s built up in her sick head over the many years starts to crack fully open when she finally realizes that he’s also moving to the university with his girlfriend, Julia.

So, in order to cope and not let the mask slip, while she actually let the mask fall off completely at turbo-speed, she gets into panic mode and tries to seduce Phil, the TV operator. Because she needs a new man in her life, and she needs one now! And things go completely off the rails from here on as the mating ritual (for lack of a better term) ends up with Cheryl grabbing a kitchen knife and making a bloody mess by stabbing the guy to death. And in comes Billy. This is also his 17th birthday, and all. Yay! “He tried to rape me“, she screams hysterically. And the Earth is flat. Another one who doesn’t buy that story, but for whole other reasons, is the detective Jo Carlson (Bo Svensson). Because Phil was in a secret gay relationship with Billy’s baseball coach, Tom, and detective Carlson suspects Billy to have been in a threesome relationship with these two. He has some valid reasons to actually believe that though. But Carlson is first and foremost a dedicated homophobe and a pompous sociopath who only views Billy as a worthless fag who he’d love to throw in jail. In the meantime, Cheryl is in a full mental collapse as she cuts her hair, starts to poison Billy’s milk with strong sedatives to keep him bedridden, and declares war on everyone who dares coming in her way to keep Billy for herself.

It must be said that the film is far from as gory as the impression may give. Butcher Baker was added on the overhyped joke-list in Britain that is the Video Nasty where it’s easy to assume that it was banned just because of the poster alone, not so unlikely what happened with The Driller Killer (1979) after this cover art was used on the VHS release. The film was also banned in Norway, my home country. So with that being said, this is not your typical straight-forward teen-slasher, but more of a morbid psychological drama sprinkled with taboo and touchy subjects that will be as fresh and relevant until the end of mankind. While the subjects itself are dark and disturbing enough, the tone and execution is way more whackier, if not bonkers, than it maybe should be. But somehow it works. One can analyze the deeper meanings and themes that lies under the surface to the next nuclear winter, but the most important here is that Butcher Baker, Nightmare Maker is overall an amusing, entertaining semi-slasher with some great eccentric energy. Much thanks is to Susan Tyrrell as the mentally unhinged and raving mad aunt Cheryl. She gives a pretty unique, zany and explosive performance to such a threatening level that I bet that the co-actors must have felt seriously intimidated by her. And I can’t unsee the Mia Goth likeness. She’d be perfect in a Butcher, Baker, Nightmare ReMaker. Bo Svensson as detective Carlson also made me chuckle at some moments, because he’s so over-the-top stereotypical and full of burning hatred against gay people that’s it’s almost comical. Chill.

Butcher Baker is on Blu-ray from Severin Films, and for time being, on Tubi.

Director: William Asher
Writers: Steve Breimer, Alan Jay Glueckman, Boon Collins
Also known as: Night Warning, Butcher Baker
Country & year: USA, 1981
Actors: Jimmy McNichol, Susan Tyrrell, Bo Svenson, Marcia Lewis, Julia Duffy, Britt Leach, Steve Eastin
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082813/

I Drink Your Blood (1971)

Posted on July 15, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

This grimy, low-budget Grindhouse classic wastes no time as we are thrown straight into an obscure Satanic cult ritual in the woods in the middle of the night, led by the charismatic sociopath Horace Born. He is a self-proclaimed Capricorn who was born in Hell and reborn on Mother Earth to do Satan’s work with his group of hippie Satanists called “The Sons and Daughters of Satan“. Sounds wholesome. They drink blood spiced with LSD as they’re buck naked before sacrificing a poor chicken (for real). A trigger warning for animal cruelty. The whole act is spied on by Sylvia, who is the girlfriend of one of Horace’s cult members. And Horace won’t have any of that. After a quick chasing scene with some funk music, she is caught, where we can only assume that she is gang-raped off-screen, before she barely makes it home alive. Next day Horace and company’s hippie truck won’t start and have to walk to the nearest town, which is Valley Hills, a small hillbilly town in the bumfuck of nowhere.

They buy a box of meat pies at the local bakery before they seek shelter in an abandoned hotel – where they completely trash the place and wreck havoc while they chase a bunch of scared rats to barbecue and eat for dinner. Yum, Burp and Hail Satan. These were trained rats, by the way, which were also used in Willard, another horror film from the same year. The dead rats we see in the barbecue scene were already dead prior to the film, if we’re gonna trust the trivia section on IMDb. Anyway, when Sylvia’s grandfather learns that this Satanic cult is in town, he decides to pay them a visit to confront them with a shotgun. But because he’s a slow, old fool, he fails miserably and gets beaten before they pour some LSD into his mouth. Even though they’re kind enough to spare his life, his grandson and Sylvia’s younger brother, Pete, who’s also been spying on them, is the next to spit on their grave. He takes the shotgun to finish his granddads’ revenge, but on his way he shoots and kills a rabid dog. And one can say that things gets really interesting from here on.

Because listen to this: Pete, the smartass, takes a sample of the dog’s rabies-infected blood, mixes it with the meat pies that Horace and co eventually eat and… well, it doesn’t go exactly as imagined. Instead of dying instantly, they slowly turn into deranged zombie-like foaming flesh-eaters, who end up attacking the townsfolk and turn Valley Hills into an apocalyptic rabies warzone which can be described as Night of the Living Dead meets The Crazies. Only, this one is far more out there than these two combined, sprinkled with more LSD, schlock and unhinged, unapologetic B-movie madness. We can say the intention of Pete was good, but man, talk about shitting the bed. Heads are rolling, limbs chopped apart, and one dude has his teeth falling out as he gets piggybacked stronghold, and some other bizarre WTF moments. It’s a full-on riot with lots of sadistic, goofy fun. Plain and simple, and not much deeper than that. I Drink Your Blood was also the first film to have the historic achievement to be stamped with an X-rating. Hats off.

I Drink Your Blood is available on Blu-ray from Grindhouse Releasing, and was once upon a time on Tubi. Don’t bother looking for it on YouTube as it’s filled with pixelization censoring.

Writer and director: David E. Durston
Country & year: USA, 1971
Actors: Bhaskar Roy Chowdhury, Jadin Wong, Rhonda Fultz, George Patterson, Riley Mills, John Damon, Elizabeth Marner-Brooks, Richard Bowler, Tyde Kierney, Iris Brooks
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067229/

VERSACE SOFTBOI – Horror Short

Posted on July 13, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

A stoned slumber party with her best friends takes a terrifying turn when Alex realizes her Tinder date is watching her through her apartment window.

It’s Horror Short Sunday again, and this time we’re taking a look at Versace Softboi. Three weed-smoking friends have a fun time, until they notice a guy outside, sitting on the stairs…

Director: Charlie Gillette, Sarah Metcalf
Writer: Charlie Gillette
Country & year: USA, 2023
Actors: Charlie Gillette, Becky Granger, Wesley Han, Christian Elán Ortiz, Eric Yang
IMDb: www.imdb.com/title/tt22493984/

Robowar (1988)

Posted on July 11, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

This Italian-produced Predator ripoff starts in the midst of a full-blown bulletstorm mayhem in the jungle of the Philippines, and a group of commandos are sent to the green inferno to see what the hell is going on. We meet the four trigger-happy testosterone-filled walking ballsacks with the colorful code names Killzone, Blood, Papa, Diddy Bop and Quiang. And together they make the team called BAM, which stands for (yeah, you already guessed it) Bad Ass Motherfuckers. Can’t get more 1980s than that. They stumble upon fresh-fried corpses as they explore the territories. They rescue a damsel-in-distress from getting chased by a group of horny guerrillas. She is a young, blond nurse who goes by the name… Virgin. Sounds like she’s in the wrong movie, no?

Anyway – As they go deeper in the jungle, things start to smell more cheesy, as they’re getting hunted by an alien-looking killer robot, called ~~Predator~~ Omega One. He’s a high-tech renegade humanoid who shoots the deadliest lasers through an arm cannon and wears a silly costume where a biker helmet was used to give him the flair of RoboCop, another well-known film you’ve maybe heard of. Instead, we have just another thick layer of cheese. Now it starts to smell. And his appearance is as intimidating as…someone who has dressed up to attend a Halloween party at the local gay bar. To build up some suspense and tension, we see from his POV perspective through his lousy, low-pixelated sensor while he mumbles gibberish like a demented Indian scammer on crack cocaine. So, come get some!

Robowar is directed by schlock maestro of Italian Trash Cinema Bruno Mattei (here under his most used pseudonym as Vincent Dawn), written by the couple Rosetta Drudi and Claudio Fragasso. Fragasso also got the honor of playing the RoboPredator, which made him faint two times during the shoot due to the extreme heat. Claudio Fragasso also did the most Claudio Fragasso thing to shoot a random sequence without zero context to the rest of the film. Of course. Robowar was originally meant to just be a Vietnam-war film, inspired by Apocalypse Now (1979), shot in the hot n’ sticky Philippines and all, but when Mattei saw Predator during a lunch break, he did what he usually did: put in elements of said film to cash in on its current success. And we can only imagine what the film would look like if he had also played Contra. That being said, Mattei had already made the war film Commando Strike the year before, also in the Philippines, where I guess the leftovers of ammo, cheese, testosterone and set-designs to blow up were enough to fill Robowar. Mattei also made Commando Strike 2 the same year, aka Trappola diabolica. So yeah, Signor Mattei sure got to make his epic war films, one of which by coincidence became a Predator ripoff, and one of the mockbuster films I bet that The Asylum wish they had made some 30 years ago. And that alone says it all.

Some quoteworthy (white) lines:

– Fuck it, Diddy. Quit moving around like you’re jerking off, you’re making me seasick.

– Why do they have nicknames?
– You should know what the group is called. “BAM”.
– BAM?
– Big Ass Motherfuckers!

– Drug addicts and fags. I bet they got AIDS too, huh, Quang?

– Technology hasn’t got feelings! (I bet that Jason Blum does not agree on that one, bwhahahahaha…!)

Director: Bruno Mattei
Writers: Claudio Fragasso, Rossella Drudi
Original title: Robot da guerra
Country & year: Italy/Philippines, 1988
Actors: Reb Brown, Catherine Hickland, Massimo Vanni, Romano Puppo, Claudio Fragasso, Luciano Pigozzi, Max Laurel, Jim Gaines, John P. Dulaney, Mel Davidson
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096000/

Bad Moon (1996)

Posted on July 8, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

Ted Harrison is a photo journalist who’s on an expedition in Nepal, together with his girlfriend Marjorie. While making out in the tent, they get attacked by a werewolf who rips the tent open and snatches Marjorie out from it. Ted tries to save her, but the werewolf bites him. It then kills Marjorie, before the injured Ted manages to shoot it with his shotgun. Then, we head over to the States where his sister Janet lives together with her son Brett and their dog Thor. Then Ted suddenly contacts her and invites them over to his “home“ by the lake (he’s living in a camper trailer). When they get there, Thor is immediately picking up some strange scents and scurries off into the forest. There we see some severely mauled human remains hanging from a tree branch. And just where Ted has relocated, what a coincidence! Or not. It’s very obvious that Ted is now a werewolf since he got bitten.

When the authorities start investigations after finding the remains of several hikers and a forest ranger, all found in the woods where Ted has been staying, he gets afraid he’ll become a suspect, and decides to stay at Janet’s property. She senses no danger, of course…but Thor, on the other hand, can sniff out the threat immediately. While Ted is trying to keep his dark side under control by handcuffing himself to a tree in the forest at night (because here’s a twist: he doesn’t just turn into a werewolf every full moon, but every single night), this doesn’t always work and the consequences are…bloody. And messy. Thor is trying desperately to make Janet realize the danger they’re in, and is hellbent on protecting his family from this wild beast.

Bad Moon is a Canadian-American werewolf horror film from 1996, written and directed by Eric Red and produced by James G. Robinson. It is based on a novel by Wayne Smith, called Thor. And yes, this story is actually told mostly from the dog’s perspective, and this mixed with a score where several scenes have a slightly kitschy soundtrack, the result produces an odd family-movie-night vibe. But don’t be fooled, because this werewolf movie actually has both teeth and a bite to it (which unfortunately cannot be said about this year’s Wolfman movie). There’s some really vicious gore and kill scenes here, and despite some not-so-good CGI effects in a scene later on, the movie doesn’t have many issues in the visual part. I also found the “dog perspective“ to be both charming and fun, giving the movie a personal flair. This works especially well since Ted, whom I guess would have been the natural protagonist otherwise, is kind of a mixed bag when it comes to having any sympathy for him. While he struggles with his urges and tries some half-assed attempts to chain himself up at night, he also shows no restraints when it comes to putting his loved ones in danger. Like his wants and needs should conquer everyone else’s safety. Like in most werewolf movies, you do kind of feel for the character since what they’re going through is more or less out of their control, but Ted is going too far in the “ah well, can’t help this shit anyway“ direction. Or maybe the werewolf part has gotten too much control over him. So, Thor: go ahead and sic him, boy!

Bad Moon wasn’t received well upon its release. On a budget of $7 million, it only earned back $1.1. million. And despite some really bad CGI effects in a scene that was reminiscent of what you could see in Sleepwalkers, I think the remaining werewolf effects and costume were pretty neat, and that goes for the gore effects as well. I found the movie to be some nice, cheesy fun with a cute doggy hero in one of the leading roles. A werewolf horror movie with an odd charm to it. Well worth a watch!

Writer and director: Eric Red
Country & year: USA, 1996
Actors: Mariel Hemingway, Michael Paré, Mason Gamble, Ken Pogue, Hrothgar Mathews, Johanna Marlowe, Gavin Buhr, Julia Montgomery Brown, Primo
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115610/

MAKE THE CALL – Horror Short

Posted on July 6, 2025July 6, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

Two former best friends reunite in a changed world, finally confronting the demons that ripped them apart.

Horror Short Sunday is here again, and this time we’re taking a look at Make the Call. A suspenseful horror short with some clever metaphors for domestic abuse.

Director: Chelsea Gonzalez
Writer: Sal Neslusan
Country & year: USA, 2024
Actors: Sal Neslusan, Camille Chen, Gunnar Anderson, Hazel Aubrey
IMDb: www.imdb.com/title/tt16739504/

Choose or Die (2022)

Posted on July 4, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

We start off by seeing Hal, a man who is the husband in a dysfunctional family. He’s a retro video game collector, and he receives a copy of a game called CURS>R. It’s supposed to be a classic text-based adventure game from the 80’s, but once Hal starts playing it he realizes that the choices the game gives him have a direct interaction with things in his own life. One of those choices he makes ends with some serious consequences. Then, we fast-forward to three months later, to the college student Kayla and her friend Isaac who is a computer geek. Kayla’s younger brother, Ricky, died a while back which turned her mother into a drug addict. On top of that, the rent collector is her supplier and forces Kayla’s mother into prostitution as an exchange to keep the apartment. So at this point we’ve already established at least one kill count we hope to see coming.

One day, Kayla visits Isaac and discovers the CURS>R game along with a phone number that’s offering a prize of $125,000. Just out of curiosity, she calls the number and then gets a recorded message from “The Terror Director“ (with the voice of none other than Robert Englund himself, and yes, even in the movie he is presented as Robert Englund which doesn’t really make a lick of sense, but whatever). The recording tells her to complete the game, and insert the number code she will get at the end of the game, and she will become the winner of all that money. Kayla starts playing it, and makes a deal with Isaac to share the money. Of course, just like we saw what happened to Hal in the beginning, Kayla soon finds out that the game intervenes with what happens in her real life, and the choices she must make often have deadly consequences.

Choose or Die (formerly titled CURS>R) is a Netflix horror film from 2022, directed by Toby Meakins as his feature directorial debut. It was originally planned to be a “short form“ series for the Quibi streaming service, which didn’t even last a year. So, over to Netflix as one of their originals then.

The premise itself, being a cursed video game from the 80s, sure does sound like some easily consumed fun. And it is. It is also very generic, and despite having the opportunity to set up a lot of very nasty situations, it has decided to play (no pun intended) everything pretty safe. There’s a scene where Kayla only sees how something is unfolding in her mother’s apartment through the game’s simple pixel graphics and MIDI music, and that’s the most exciting scene of them all as it leaves a lot to the imagination and also makes it slightly hilarious. I realize that what I just wrote there isn’t necessarily a good thing in a movie like this, though, but I actually enjoyed the setup for that scene. Now, regarding the Robert Englund cameo with the recording, it really didn’t make any sense, because he’s got fuck-all to do with the rest of movie. I was actually expecting him to show up for some kind of surprise role at the end but nah.

Despite its obvious flaws, though, I won’t lie: I found the movie to be fairly entertaining. It’s one of those simple dime-a-dozen “curse“ horror movies we’ve already seen so many variants of, but just like a cheap fast-food meal, it’s sometimes all you need. The performances are fine, and there’s a few moments that are effectively atmospheric and tense. Choose or Die, while suffering from being very generic and not going far enough with the kills, is still an okay movie to watch on a lazy day. Just turn down your expectations, and you might simply have a fun time!

Director: Toby Meakins
Writer: Simon Allen
Country & year: UK, 2022
Actors: Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Angela Griffin, Ryan Gage, Eddie Marsan, Kate Fleetwood, Pete MacHale, Kayleen Aires Fonseca, Caroline Loncq, Robert Englund
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11514780/

Until Dawn (2025)

Posted on July 1, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

Clover’s sister Melanie has gone missing. Desperate for any answers or at least a clue, Clover goes on a trip in search of her missing sister and brings her ex-boyfriend Max, her friends Nina and Megan, and Nina’s boyfriend Abe. They try to retrace Melanie’s steps according to the last places she was seen, and ends up by the gas station where she had sent a message before going missing. When talking to the station attendant, he claims that people tend to go missing near the mining town called Glore Valley. Alright, there’s a pinpoint to check out. When they drive to this place, a heavy rainfall makes them seek shelter at a visitor center. There, they notice the heavy rain is…strangely local. Hmm. Inside the abandoned visitor center, they find a wall that’s filled with posters of missing people. No surprise that they also find Melanie’s photo there. Nina signs the guestbook just for the fun of it, and soon a masked assailant attacks and kills everyone. And that’s the start of a time loop where they will be brought back to the first night, having to sign their names in the guestbook once more and try to survive the night. If they die 13 times, however, they will end up missing just like the previous visitors…including Melanie.

Until Dawn is a horror film directed by David F. Sandberg, and written by Gary Dauberman and Blair Butler. It’s loosely based on the 2015 PlayStation video game by the same name, where the movie is using the same universe while featuring an original standalone story.

Movies based on horror games do not, unfortunately, have many home-runs to brag about. Most of them are either underwhelming, straying too far from the source material and thus alienating the game’s fanbase, and sometimes they’re just outright awful. Sure, there are some exceptions, but they’re few and far between, and of course there’s also a few that could end up in the fun-bad category. So, where does Until Dawn belong? While I have not played the PlayStation game and have no way to compare the game to the movie, I have noticed that many have placed it in the category of movies that strays too far away from the source material. So if you’re a fan of the game, I guess it’s a safe bet that this movie would be a disappointment. All in all, I have to admit we didn’t have high expectations when watching it, but as we more or less just watched it without any comparisons in mind it actually turned out to be….fairly okay? By no means any masterpiece, but it was entertaining enough with some decent atmosphere and visuals. The pacing is fine, the deaths are sometimes quite gory, and there’s a mystery that keeps you engaged. In no way does the movie rely on you having any prior knowledge of its source material, making it a movie where you can go in completely blind.

So overall, Until Dawn didn’t turn out to be the disaster we more or less expected. It’s a pretty fine supernatural horror film, works fine on its own and gave us a decent ride. Yeah, I’m certain our opinions might have been completely different if we had played the game and were devoted fans of it. Personally, I have rarely seen a movie based on a book where I’ve read the book first and actually fully enjoyed the movie version, for example. That’s just the way it works for most people, the level of depth and engagement you use when reading a book or playing a video game will always be considerably different from a movie.

Director: David F. Sandberg
Writers: Gary Dauberman, Blair Butler
Country & year: USA/ Hunagry, 2025
Actors: Ella Rubin, Michael Cimino, Odessa A’zion, Ji-young Yoo, Belmont Cameli, Maia Mitchell, Peter Stormare, Tibor Szauervein, Lotta Losten, Mariann Hermányi, Willem van der Vegt, Zsófia Temesvári
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30955489/

CLAW – Animated Horror Short

Posted on June 29, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

Andrew, a young cinephile, watches a horror film from the 80s that he criticizes incessantly. The film’s iconic killer becomes mysteriously aware of Andrew’s incessant comments. He crosses the screen between them and throws Andrew inside, challenging him to outdo him in killing the remaining victims. Andrew, now a prisoner of the film, is convinced he can meet the challenge without difficulty. But can he really outdo the killer?

Horror Short Sunday again, and this time we’re taking a look at an ESMA (a French animation school) animated horror short called Claw. Fun and energetic, with one twist after the other!

Director: Lucas Ferrer, Ayoub Chaibi, Marianne Dautheville, Chloe Ferrus, Thomas Petroni, Melissa Saba, Dylan Sayagh, Alizée Valenzuela and Florian Wagner.
Year: 2023
Actors: Roberto Joliffe, Mark Kaczmarek, Victoria Mackay

M3GAN (2022)

Posted on June 27, 2025June 28, 2025 by HorrorGhouls

Cady is an 8-year old girl whose parents are killed in a car accident, where she is the only survivor. The girl is sent to live with her aunt Gemma, an eccentric woman who is a roboticist at a high-tech Seattle toy company called Funki. Without the company’s consent, she’s been using their resources in order to develop a highly advanced humanoid robot doll, simply named M3GAN (model 3 generative android). Things go horribly wrong during the first presentation test in the lab, where the boss orders her to discontinue any work on M3GAN. So on top of that failure, Gemma is also struggling with connecting to her niece Cady, until the girl discovers Gemma’s old motion capture robot Bruce. An old project Gemma created back at college. When she watches how Cady plays with Bruce, she becomes motivated to get rid of M3GAN’s bugs and complete her anyway. And so she does.

The finished M3GAN then ends up getting paired with Cady, and this time the presentation goes way better than the first one. M3GAN totally exceeds expectations, and even though a mass-production of her would result in a rather steep price, most children would never want another “toy“ again anyway. M3GAN proves to offer everything to a child: she can be a friend, a playmate, a therapist, a teacher…and a parent. Which, all in all, isn’t necessarily a good thing. Cady’s therapist, Lydia, mentions that she finds it worrisome that Cady appears to be developing an unhealthy attachment to M3GAN, but that’s not even the biggest problem. The problem is M3GAN herself, who appears to become more and more protective over Cady, to the point where everything that can be considered a threat to Cady’s well-being is considered something that must be eliminated…

M3GAN (or simply Megan) is a sci-fi horror film from 2022, directed by Gerard Johnstone (who also directed Housebound from 2014) with screenplay from Akela Cooper, and based on a story by Cooper and James Wan, Allison Williams and Violet McGraw. The film grossed over $181 million against a budget of $12 million, so a big success without a doubt. The sequel M3GAN 2.0. is hitting the theaters soon, and a spin-off called SOULM8TE (yes, playing around with numbers in the titles seems to be a thing here) is set to be released in 2026.

The idea for this film came when James Wan’s production company Atomic Monster was brainstorming ideas and chose to go for one with a killer doll, and going for a concept about embracing technology too much and letting it run amok. Wan said “it’s a commentary on the world we live in and it feels relevant“. It sure does, and now more than ever. An animatronic puppet version of M3GAN was used for dialogue and close-up scenes, plus stunt versions that were not puppeteered (yes, that famous dance scene would have been hard to pull off otherwise). And overall, the killer robot actually looks pretty good. They managed to give her just the right amount of realistic movements mixed with obvious robotic motions, which gives her a perfectly uncanny expression.

The movie is generally fast-paced, and mixes humour and horror in a lighthearted way which gives it a fun and campy feel. As expected it never goes very far with the kill scenes, despite there being several opportunities for it to have done so. They had to make some changes and cut down certain scenes in order to get the desired PG-13 rating for the theatrical release. Thus, the unrated release teased “more blood, more violence and more M3GAN“, so naturally we wanted to see that version! We expected to get some additional nasty and gory scenes, and what we got, was…well…barely anything at all. To be honest, it was surprisingly lackluster with very little additional meat to the bone, and I guess the most major difference was a few extra f-bombs. I guess it’s fun for the most eager fans to see the small differences, but this was so far from what we’re used to seeing in an uncut version of a movie that it felt a bit pointless. Oh well.

Overall though, M3GAN is a fun A.I. robot slasher film which works as a fine entry into the robot-killers genre. Never taking itself too seriously, never being too bloody (and yes, that goes for the unrated version as well), it’s a fine campy popcorn-flick for a lazy evening.

Additional note: the sequel M3GAN 2.0 (which we recently watched at the theaters) unfortunately ended up being quite the disappointment. While I can see how they tried to go for a “M3GAN Impossible“ version here, all horror elements are completely gone. The theme in this movie is also largely focused on what can be best described as pure pro-AI propaganda trash, which comes off as rather bad-tasting after Blumhouse’s “I H8 AI” blunder from last year. Blergh.

Director: Gerard Johnstone
Writers: Akela Cooper, James Wan
Country & year: USA/ New Zealand, 2022
Actors: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, Ronny Chieng, Amie Donald, Jenna Davis, Brian Jordan Alvarez, Jen Van Epps, Stephane Garneau-Monten, Lori Dungey, Amy Usherwood, Jack Cassidy
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8760708/