The young French bird Alice (Souheila Yacoub) has sought the good life in ‘Merica, but has already realized that the grass isn’t much greener on the other side. Because we soon learn that her husband, William, is an abusive piece of poo. The scars she’s wearing around the waist can tell. After he dies horribly in a car accident and burns alive as if it was pure karma, Alice should take that as a blessing, get the fuck away and never look back. But then the movie would pretty much be over and not much to talk about. So thanks for staying to the cost of our morbid entertainment, I guess. She doesn’t shed a tear during the funeral, because who would, and doesn’t hesitate to take off the wedding ring. The rest of the family only give her the stinkeye, and things only get worse when they have a gathering by the dinner table in her in-law’s old moldy house in the countryside. Soon, the gathering quickly escalates to hell on Earth, just like one would imagine every Thanksgiving crashout since 2016.
Now, if the circumstances didn’t look bad enough on the surface, we learn that the house was owned by none other than the mystery man who we have heard on the old tapes during the franchise for over forty years. So don’t worry, this is an Evil Dead movie, through and through. He’s the grandfather of Alice’s in-laws where William’s younger brother has gathered all his notes and, of course, the Necronomicon to hopefully write a book about it. Grampa also made a mythical dagger hidden somewhere in the attic, the only weapon that can kill the deadites. And the deadites want that dagger before it gets in the hands of Sam and Dean, or maybe Ash, if he’s still out there. So yes, the deadites actually have an important mission here other than to reek hell and mayhem. That leaves us back to the car crash where the lakeside deadite (the one we saw in the beginning of Evil Dead Rise) possesses William’s dead body which eventually reaches the meatsuit of his dad, where it all explodes by the dinner table when he suddenly stabs their dog to death with a fork.
So, the third installment of the “gritty/serious/trauma“ phase of the Evil Dead franchise, as I like to call it, is directed by the Frenchman Sébastien Vanicek and co-written with Florent Bernard. The original plan was to have Lee Cronin return as director after the success of Evil Dead Rise, but he chose to make Evil Dead Mummy instead. Producer Sam Raimi then handpicked Vanicek after watching his directorial debut Vermines (2023). And what a great pick to spice up the franchise with some spicy French Extremity. Yes, this entry is maybe the most brutal and mean-spirited of them all as Vanicek approaches the material with much of the same raging energy which Alexandre Aja did back in 2006 with The Hills Have Eyes. The Frenchmen just know how to cook when they’re at the their hungriest, or just to quote Orson Welles: Aaaaaah the French…
And yes, the film is heavy on metaphors, because we’re after all in the 2020s. The word Burn in the title is as much the metaphor of burning the bridges of toxic relationships as burning in hell, and let’s be honest with ourselves: many of us can relate either we want to acknowledge it or not, and I’m always in for it to gleefully witness a rotten family tree getting destroyed from the inside in the most brutal ways by the demons they’ve created themselves. You get what you fucking deserve, like Joker once said. And with that said, while this family is as much the villains as the deadites, this is an Evil Dead movie in the purest form that builds up to a a fierce non-stop demonic haunted house ride that rages as fast as a song by Cannibal Corpse. And while the franchise has never been rich on plot, this one also dig more into the lore. The deadites have also developed some new skills, if I’m not mistaken.
The gory highlights are rolling like rotting pearls on strings here with some creative and flawless practical effects. My favorite is the one in the beginning at the lake where someone’s face gets torn apart by fishing lines. Demon dad shoots himself several times in the skull as he smiles in front of the family to show that nothing can kill a deadite. You have brutal car fights where fingers get chopped off by the car door, and the one that should be the most painful, where Alice gets a pen shoved straight into her eardrums. And she reacts as if she just got a small splinter on her thumb. We all know that the French have a strong threshold for pain, but still. Just barely touching the eardrums with Q-tips is torture. Souheila Yacoub gets a lot of beating, if she hasn’t gone through hell already, and is a very likable final girl to root for. The only redeeming character who isn’t a malignant narcissist like the rest of the family is their youngest son Joseph (Wednesday actor Hunter Doohan) as he’s trapped in the hellish crossfire.
There’s also a particular slimy gross-out moment here to mention that includes dentals, and if you thought that the similar scene from Evil Dead Mummy was yucki, this one takes it almost one meter further. Fans of Jackass or Lucifer Valentine will probably slurp this like liquid candy though.
The humor is very subtle and almost absent as it follows the same serious tone as the previous two, but there are some freudian laughs to be had here. The demented crazylady in the wheelchair cracked me up when she got dragged down the stairs and have no clue what’s going on. And I’m not the only one who saw the clear parallels to the Baker family from Resident Evil 7: Biohazard. The only thing missing was a thick southern accent. Welcome to the family, hon. I find it funny how we have gotten more Resident Evil in other films in later years, unintentionally or not, than in the actual Resident Evil films. The only thing that drags the film down a bit is the CGI at the climax, which unfortunately looks pretty shoddy in contrast of all things considered. But all in all, Evil Dead Burn is another strong entry in a franchise that has survived for over 40 years. Six films in and not one single dud and still manage to feel fresh and new for the classic audiences (wink wink). That must be a record for a horror franchise. So let’s have a toast with a shot of fresh candle wax. Yum.
The next installment, Evil Dead Wrath, was wrapped already in May, but don’t hold your breath — for whatever reason we have to wait until 2028 for that one.
Director: Sébastien Vanicek
Writers: Florent Bernard, Sébastien Vanicek
Country & year: New Zealand/USA/Canada, 2026
Actors: Souheila Yacoub, Hunter Doohan, Luciane Buchanan, Erroll Shand, Greta van den Brink, Tandi Wright, Alain Chabat, Maude Davey, George Pullar, Keanu Karim, Victory Ndukwe, Tapiwa Soropa
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt31170389/
